she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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