he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Operation Purity has been aborted
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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