So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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