He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
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