So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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