If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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