Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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