Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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