i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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