I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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