Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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