Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
