rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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