i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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