Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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