Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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