do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Sorry my hands just texted you
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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