do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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