just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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