It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm at about main and main street
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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