I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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