so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
