I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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