I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
