Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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