I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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