Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Randomize
