Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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