can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
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That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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