help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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