Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
You ate ashes out of my bong
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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