Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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