Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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