They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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