You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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