I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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