So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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