Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
please come you make the beer taste better
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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