one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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