even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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