It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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