Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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