he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
everyone is single if you try hard enough
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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