We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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