I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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