Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
don't judge my taste in strippers
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He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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