in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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