Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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