What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Drunk is not a location!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
