Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I just found a bag of teeth...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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