Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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