i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
You can't just leave with hair like that
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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