On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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