There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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