Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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