Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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