Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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