Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
honey bunches of taint.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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