After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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